Lazy Sunday

Last night I went out, to town no less. Now given that I am lately less and less able to handle big nights out I have had a pretty useless Sunday...here's how it's gone down so far...

1. Woke up at 11.30. Flirted with the idea of staying awake until I realised that this was a frankly silly idea and that Subway had stopped serving breakfast subs 30 mins ago and so really there's no good reason to not go back to sleep. Went back to sleep.
2. Was woken up again at 1pm by Hayley, asking how my night was. Offered a few grunts and was admonished, told to stop being so lazy and get out of bed. Hung up and went back to sleep.
3. Had my final wake up call by my housemate and best friend in the world at 2.30, asking if I had my keys with me (being convinced that I must have gone out). Realised that I'd managed to sleep through Ad's morning routine, something which is pretty much guaranteed to wake me up even at 6am. Plus, I realised that the shops close soon and I really needed some food.
4. Went to shop, bought buckets of orange juice and some veg to go with the pork joint I had defrosted yesterday. Left shop feeling good. Until I remembered about Subway.
5. Had masculinity challenged by girl in Subway when I only ordered a 6 inch. Came away with a footlong and some cookies. Goodbye Sunday roast.
6. Ate Sub, thought about turning on TV but didn't have the energy to walk the requisite five feet. Time for a nap. On the couch.
7. Opened eyes, feeling guilty about not having done any of the marking I was supposed to be spending my Sunday working on. Luckily it was within arm's reach of the sofa. Spread marking on the table in front of me, complete with red pen. Felt good again. This calls for some celebratory shut eye!
8. Awake again, started to read 1st piece of marking. Damn reading's hard. Maybe I should open my computer.....I can do productive things on a computer, right? Plus, it's already sat right next to the marking.
9. Maybe I'll just rest my eyes a little first.....

And so here I am. Ironically, this is probably the most vaguely productive thing I've done so far. Who knows what the rest of Sunday has in store for me....I know I don't but I know one thing's for sure, I don't half feel sleepy.....

Can you top this? Have you had a more inactive day than me??